If you feel the urge to write, just lie down and read a book: it will pass.

[On not reading newspapers:] If something important happens, your mother calls you.

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.

remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.