Writing pornography is deadly, nothing duller. I mean a toll-taker has a more exciting life than a pornographer.
Fran LebowitzAll the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing to actually write.
Fran LebowitzBecause I was young, I had this long hair, and people used to try to tip me with joints.
Fran Lebowitz