Cold soup is a very tricky thing and it is a rare hostess who can carry it off. More often than not the dinner guest is left with the impression that had he only come a little earlier he could have gotten it while it was still hot.

I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.

The first people who died of AIDS were artists. They were the most interesting people.

The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

If people don't hold grudges, it means they just don't care what people do.

People elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president.

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.