People always say "pop culture." As if we have some high culture to distinguish it from.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Even if people aren't Republicans, it doesn't seem shocking to them that Ronald Reagan was the president. Well of course, because Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor! This is not only a bar too low, this is no bar at all. I don't care who you are, you know 20 people smarter than Ronald Reagan. You know 20 people who would be a better president than Ronald Reagan.

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens.