I have a hard time writing. Most writers have a hard time writing. I have a harder time than most because I'm lazier than most. I don't want to brag, but I'm the laziest person I have ever known.

There were a zillion bad jobs. That doesn't exist any more. I mean, I could wake up one afternoon with zero money and know that by the end of the day, I would have money.

Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.

If you read a lot, nothing is as great as you've imagined. Venice is - Venice is better.

There are certain relationships I think I'm great at: I'm the world's greatest daughter. I'm a great relative. I believe I'm a great friend.

I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor.