Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered. It takes it out of you. It's very psychically wearing not to write - I mean if you're supposed to be writing.

I never wanted to have any extra money, if it meant having to have any extra work.

When I saw a phone on a plane for the first time, I panicked ... I thought people were going to call me.

Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.

The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.