I am not... totally unreceptive to colour providing it makes its appearance quietly, deferentially, and without undue fanfare.

It is not true that there is dignity in all work. Some jobs are definitely better than others.

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19.

Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

I just can't smile at people for money.