I am not... totally unreceptive to colour providing it makes its appearance quietly, deferentially, and without undue fanfare.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

Favorite animal: steak.

It's very important when making a friend to check and see if they have a private plane. People think a good personality trait in a friend is kindness or a sense of humor. No, in a friend a good personality trait is a Gulfstream.

A great many people in Los Angeles are on special diets that restrict their intake of synthetic foods. The reason for this appears to be a widely held belief that organically grown fruits and vegetables make the cocaine work faster.

Citizen's Band radio renders one accessible to a wide variety of people from all walks of life. It should not be forgotten that all walks of life include conceptual artists, dry cleaners, and living poets.

Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.