remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French.
Fran LebowitzDo not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
Fran LebowitzGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Fran LebowitzDid it ever occur to anyone that if you put nice libraries in public schools you wouldn't have to put them in prisons?
Fran Lebowitz