Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most.

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.

My dream writing room would be the Imperial Library in Vienna.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

I used to love to write. As a child I used to write all the time. I loved to write up until the second I got my first professional writing job. It turns out it's not that I hate to write. I hate, simply, to work.