There are some short essays that are very grave, and most contemporary novels are lighter than air.

When I fly, I'm never afraid the plane is going to crash. But there have often been times when I was afraid it wouldn't crash. I was just afraid it was going to circle O'Hare for the rest of my life.

Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography.

Favorite animal: steak.

The French probably invented the very notion of discretion. It's not that they feel that what you don't know won't hurt you; they feel that what you don't know won't hurt them. To the French lying is simply talking.

Democracy is an interesting, even laudable, notion and there is no question but that when compared to Communism, which is too dull, or Fascism, which is too exciting, it emerges as the most palatable form of government.

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.