There are some short essays that are very grave, and most contemporary novels are lighter than air.

The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

Do not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short to be exposed to contempt.

Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered.

People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding fresh lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand that there must be a reason for this.

The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.

You don't have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good.