If I lived in another country, like a country that was, say, an enemy of the United States, I would be more amused than I am.
Fran LebowitzWhen you reach a certain age, suddenly there are lots of people younger than you, which is really startling.
Fran LebowitzAnti-smoking sentiment has replaced middle-class morality entirely. The smoker has taken the place of the homosexual. Today you hear people say things about smokers that used to be said about homosexuals - they pollute the environment; you don't want them around your children.
Fran Lebowitz