Generally speaking, the poorer person summers where he winters.

I never would start writing before midnight and I would finish at, like, seven in the morning.

If, while watching the sun set on a used-car lot in Los Angeles, you are struck by the parallels between this image and the inevitable fate of humanity, do not, under any circumstances, write it down.

Nothing succeeds like address.

Albert Einstein didn't care where he lived. Albert Einstein was a genius. Albert Einstein wasn't getting lost in the master bedroom, he was lost in thought.

When I saw a phone on a plane for the first time, I panicked ... I thought people were going to call me.

Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.