Generally speaking, the poorer person summers where he winters.

Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it.

Science has done absolutely nothing about noise. The worst design flaw in the human body is that you can't close your ears. The reason you can't close your ears is, if a lion was coming, you had to wake up. Today no lions are coming. Beeping trucks are coming. I read the other day that the guy who invented the beep when trucks go backward, he died. I thought: Of course - he dies, I have to listen to it.

Raisins are a thing that lasts, they come in small boxes, and you always feel like eating raisins, even at six in the morning. A raisin is always an appropriate snack.

Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.