I have the exact opposite problem of every writer I've ever met: Every writer I've ever met writes things that are too long, and they have to edit them down.

Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered.

Instead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

Japanese food is very pretty and undoubtedly a suitable cuisine in Japan, which is largely populated by people of below average size. Hostesses hell-bent on serving such food to occidentals would be well advised to supplement it with something more substantial and to keep in mind that almost everybody likes french fries.

Generally speaking, it is inhumane to detain a fleeting insight.

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.