Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.

Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.

In New York, people are very overbooked.You say, When do you want to have dinner? It's May. They say, What about October? And then they complain: Oh you can't believe how booked up I am.

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.

Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people.

Democracy is an interesting, even laudable, notion and there is no question but that when compared to Communism, which is too dull, or Fascism, which is too exciting, it emerges as the most palatable form of government.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.