Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.

The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking.

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success.

I don't like to read nonfiction. To me, fact is something I can look up.

remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French.