Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.

A great many people in Los Angeles are on special diets that restrict their intake of synthetic foods. The reason for this appears to be a widely held belief that organically grown fruits and vegetables make the cocaine work faster.

I've always been old at heart.

Did it ever occur to anyone that if you put nice libraries in public schools you wouldn't have to put them in prisons?

If I lived in another country, like a country that was, say, an enemy of the United States, I would be more amused than I am.

Writing is so hard. Why would you be a writer if you weren't really good at it? If you could be anything else, why would you be a writer?