Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Whenever someone accuses someone of being a racist - which is rare, you have to admit, considering how much racism there is - there is an incredible outrage. I realized that we live in an environment that it seems to be worse to call someone a racist than to be one.

I hate writing. I will do anything to avoid it. The only way I could write less was if I was dead.

Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not facing the people that you are making money from.

Cold soup is a very tricky thing and it is a rare hostess who can carry it off. More often than not the dinner guest is left with the impression that had he only come a little earlier he could have gotten it while it was still hot.

Marriage entitles women to the protection of a strong man who will steady the stepladder while they paint the kitchen ceiling.

White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.