The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.
Fran LebowitzWhen someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer.
Fran LebowitzCheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.
Fran LebowitzWithout these tourists, New York would be fantastic. I don't want them to come. Stay home!
Fran Lebowitz