Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian.

Albert Einstein didn't care where he lived. Albert Einstein was a genius. Albert Einstein wasn't getting lost in the master bedroom, he was lost in thought.

There are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem.

I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most.

Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

I have the exact opposite problem of every writer I've ever met: Every writer I've ever met writes things that are too long, and they have to edit them down.