I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once.

White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.

The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.

What starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.

Most writers write too much. I have the exact opposite problem. I feel I could write almost anything in a paragraph. I have a natural ability to condense, and so I often think, "Are you kidding me? Five thousand words? How am I gonna make 5,000 words out of that?"