Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.

I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once.

those who use the word 'lifestyle' are rarely in possession of either.

There were a zillion bad jobs. That doesn't exist any more. I mean, I could wake up one afternoon with zero money and know that by the end of the day, I would have money.

I am not... totally unreceptive to colour providing it makes its appearance quietly, deferentially, and without undue fanfare.

I used to love to write. As a child I used to write all the time. I loved to write up until the second I got my first professional writing job. It turns out it's not that I hate to write. I hate, simply, to work.

I'm very lazy, I hate to work.