Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.

Lifestyle. Not a word at all, really - rather a wordette. A genuine case of more is less. ... the word life and the word style are, except in rare cases (and chances are that you're not of them), mutually exclusive.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.

If you feel the urge to write, just lie down and read a book: it will pass.

I've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.

Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not facing the people that you are making money from.