Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

Notoriously insensitive to subtle shifts in mood, children will persist in discussing the color of a recently sighted cement-mixer long after one's own interest in the topic has waned.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.

Whenever someone accuses someone of being a racist - which is rare, you have to admit, considering how much racism there is - there is an incredible outrage. I realized that we live in an environment that it seems to be worse to call someone a racist than to be one.

I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most.