People (a group that in my opinion has always attracted an undue amount of attention) have often been likened to snowflakes. This analogy is meant to suggest that each is unique - no two alike. This is quite patently not the case. People, even at the current rate of inflation - in fact, people especially at the current rate of inflation - are quite simply a dime a dozen. And, I hasten to add, their only similarity to snowflakes resides in their invariably and lamentable tendency to turn, after a few warm days, to slush.

White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.

If there had been a job of being a reader, I would have taken that, because I love to read and I don't love to write. That would be blissful.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.

China is not a great idea: capitalism and a dictator. It's like the two worst possible things you could imagine together. It's a very bad idea.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.