I believe that at birth everyone gets the capacity for a certain amount of drugs and alcohol, everyone the same, you can do it all between 15 and 19 like I did, or you can stretch it out over 70 years.

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

I wouldn't say that I dislike the young. I'm simply not a fan of naïveté.

Writing is so hard. Why would you be a writer if you weren't really good at it? If you could be anything else, why would you be a writer?

Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.