I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich girls - but the ones who had to work were waitresses. Because you could always get shifts in a restaurant.

if you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.

The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking.

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Perhaps one of the more noteworthy trends of our time is the occupation of buildings accompanied by the taking of hostages. The perpetrators of these deeds are generally motivated by political grievance, social injustice, and the deeply felt desire to see how they look on TV.

No one's supposed to be the president. This is not England. And it's not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait.