I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich girls - but the ones who had to work were waitresses. Because you could always get shifts in a restaurant.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Do not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short to be exposed to contempt.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

What people don't know is: Clothes don't really fit you unless they're made for you. Especially when you wear men's clothes, like I do. American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.