The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.

if you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.

Television turned out to be exactly as bad as the most irritating and pedantic intellectuals of the '50s said it was going to be.

When I fly, I'm never afraid the plane is going to crash. But there have often been times when I was afraid it wouldn't crash. I was just afraid it was going to circle O'Hare for the rest of my life.

I've never had the experience of being edited and never will.

Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.

A person who actually knows how to wear clothes...they would look good in any clothes. You see this especially at the Academy Awards. Even if the dresses are beautiful and expensive and important, the actresses can't always carry them. Sometimes I feel like saying to them, "Act! You know how to act, you're an actor. You're about to win an award for, I don't know, convincingly playing that Venezuelan nun who went to war. Now act like you can wear this dress.".