If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater?

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.

In conversation you can use timing, a look, an inflection. But on the page all you have is commas, dashes, the amount of syllables in a word. When I write, I read everything out loud to get the right rhythm.

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.