Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" "Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?"

Technological innovation has done great damage ... to eating habits. Food is now available in such unpleasant forms that one frequently finds smoking between courses to be an aid to digestion.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

If I lived in another country, like a country that was, say, an enemy of the United States, I would be more amused than I am.

It is not true that there is dignity in all work. Some jobs are definitely better than others.

Your responsibility as a parent is never great as the case is with the mother.