The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
Do not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short to be exposed to contempt.
I am alternately very gregarious - very sociable - and then very solitary.
You don't have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good.
Perhaps one of the more noteworthy trends of our time is the occupation of buildings accompanied by the taking of hostages. The perpetrators of these deeds are generally motivated by political grievance, social injustice, and the deeply felt desire to see how they look on TV.