Writing pornography is deadly, nothing duller. I mean a toll-taker has a more exciting life than a pornographer.

People always say "pop culture." As if we have some high culture to distinguish it from.

I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal.

You can be nasty when you are young, but you really have to be older to achieve bitterness.

Being poor is like being a child. Being rich is like being an adult: you get to do whatever you want. Everyone is nice when they have to be; rich people are nice when they feel like it.

I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.