Frenchman: Germans with good food.
The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food.
Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.
When I started publishing, I got offers to write for big magazines. But I would always say, "Well, it's not that I don't want to write for these big magazines, but you can't edit it."