Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
If people don't hold grudges, it means they just don't care what people do.
How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
All of television's appalling, but this is hardly a new statement.
Never judge a cover by its book.