You should make it hard on yourself to write so you’re easier to read.

I'm very lazy, I hate to work.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.

there are two kinds of music - good music and bad music. Good music is music that I want to hear. Bad music is music that I don't want to hear.

I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.