You should make it hard on yourself to write so you’re easier to read.

I write so slowly, I could write with my own blood and not hurt myself.

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.

American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Generally speaking, the poorer person summers where he winters.

People always say "pop culture." As if we have some high culture to distinguish it from.