There are certain relationships I think I'm great at: I'm the world's greatest daughter. I'm a great relative. I believe I'm a great friend.

I'm not a Communist. I'm an American. I'm a capitalist. I mean, I'm not a very good capitalist, myself. I'm not very good at it, but it's not that I'm not for capitalism. But people who believe in things like corporate citizenship, it's idiotic. I mean, it shows you're an idiot.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.

There were a zillion bad jobs. That doesn't exist any more. I mean, I could wake up one afternoon with zero money and know that by the end of the day, I would have money.

When Toni Morrison said 'write the book you want to read,' she didn't mean everybody.

Marriage entitles women to the protection of a strong man who will steady the stepladder while they paint the kitchen ceiling.