There are certain relationships I think I'm great at: I'm the world's greatest daughter. I'm a great relative. I believe I'm a great friend.

Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.

I never would start writing before midnight and I would finish at, like, seven in the morning.

I used to love to write. As a child I used to write all the time. I loved to write up until the second I got my first professional writing job. It turns out it's not that I hate to write. I hate, simply, to work.