There are certain relationships I think I'm great at: I'm the world's greatest daughter. I'm a great relative. I believe I'm a great friend.

Your grandparents did not endure the indignities of a steerage journey to Ellis Island so that you could stand outside a discothèque and beg a wallpaper designer to take you in with him.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

All of television's appalling, but this is hardly a new statement.

The Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.

Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.

The French probably invented the very notion of discretion. It's not that they feel that what you don't know won't hurt you; they feel that what you don't know won't hurt them. To the French lying is simply talking.