There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.

I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.

Cold soup is a very tricky thing and it is a rare hostess who can carry it off. More often than not the dinner guest is left with the impression that had he only come a little earlier he could have gotten it while it was still hot.

When I was very little, say five or six, I became aware of the fact that people wrote books. Before that, I thought that God wrote books. I thought a book was a manifestation of nature, like a tree.

Your responsibility as a parent is never great as the case is with the mother.

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.