The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

My dream writing room would be the Imperial Library in Vienna.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

I had to go on TV with the president of the Catholic League, which is not an official organization at all, just a lot of Catholics, or maybe it's just this guy. He demanded to de-fund art completely and argued that taxpayers should not pay for it. I said people who represent the Catholic Church shouldn't talk about taxes.