The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.

Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.

The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

I have always preferred the company of older people. No one in the history of the world has had less interest in the young than I do. I am not interested in what young people are thinking. They're thinking less than old people, of course. I mean, what could they be thinking? And what are they doing? They're doing the same stupid things you did.

I had to go on TV with the president of the Catholic League, which is not an official organization at all, just a lot of Catholics, or maybe it's just this guy. He demanded to de-fund art completely and argued that taxpayers should not pay for it. I said people who represent the Catholic Church shouldn't talk about taxes.

Because I was young, I had this long hair, and people used to try to tip me with joints.