What do they do in these [private] clubs, anyway? Sit around saying things like 'Thank God I'm here. No Jews! What fun! This is living, huh? Look! No Jews! I don't know when I've had a better time. And no women! Just men! And no blacks! Just whites! White men! White men who are not Jewish! It doesn't get any better than this.' To some people, apparently, this is a perfect description of injustice. To me, this is a perfect description of a gay bar in Iceland.
Fran LebowitzI've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.
Fran LebowitzLocal television shows do not, in general, supply make-up artists. The exception to this is Los Angeles, an unusually generous city in this regard, since they also provide this service for radio appearances.
Fran LebowitzWriting pornography is deadly, nothing duller. I mean a toll-taker has a more exciting life than a pornographer.
Fran LebowitzNever allow your child to call you by your first name. He hasn't known you long enough.
Fran Lebowitz