Perhaps one of the more noteworthy trends of our time is the occupation of buildings accompanied by the taking of hostages. The perpetrators of these deeds are generally motivated by political grievance, social injustice, and the deeply felt desire to see how they look on TV.

It is not true that there is dignity in all work. Some jobs are definitely better than others.

Life was certainly more entertaining when people were indulging their vices as opposed to going to meetings to indulge in a new vice: discussing their innermost thoughts in public.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

those who use the word 'lifestyle' are rarely in possession of either.

You sit or stand in the subway, and you look around - I do, because I don't have a phone so I'm not playing a game - and you see people.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.