The French probably invented the very notion of discretion. It's not that they feel that what you don't know won't hurt you; they feel that what you don't know won't hurt them. To the French lying is simply talking.

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.

If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.

there are two kinds of music - good music and bad music. Good music is music that I want to hear. Bad music is music that I don't want to hear.

Because I was young, I had this long hair, and people used to try to tip me with joints.