I never had a typewriter. I never had any machines.

I've always been old at heart.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

A person who actually knows how to wear clothes...they would look good in any clothes. You see this especially at the Academy Awards. Even if the dresses are beautiful and expensive and important, the actresses can't always carry them. Sometimes I feel like saying to them, "Act! You know how to act, you're an actor. You're about to win an award for, I don't know, convincingly playing that Venezuelan nun who went to war. Now act like you can wear this dress.".

The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food.

All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing to actually write.

You sit or stand in the subway, and you look around - I do, because I don't have a phone so I'm not playing a game - and you see people.