Never judge a cover by its book.

Your grandparents did not endure the indignities of a steerage journey to Ellis Island so that you could stand outside a discothèque and beg a wallpaper designer to take you in with him.

I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once.

People who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like your best friend more than anyone you're ever going to be in love with. You dont choose your best friend because they have a cute nose.

It's very important who the president of the United States is. America is a great idea, so that's why it's a great country.

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

If food did not exist it would be well-nigh impossible to get certain types off the phone, as one would be unable to say, 'Look, I've got to run but let's have dinner sometime soon.'