I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran LebowitzNothing lasts. So it's my belief, yes, I know a lot of the things that we liked didn't last, but maybe things we don't like, they're also not going to last. There has been progress in my lifetime. There are certainly things that are better than when I was young, and there are things that are worse. New York City, it's worse. There's no question.
Fran LebowitzIt's very disheartening to encounter a fearful twenty-one year old. They haven't earned the right to be that afraid. It's not like we're living in war-torn Bosnia or something.
Fran LebowitzSmoking is the great romance of my lifetime. If I could find someone I wanted forty-five times a day, perhaps I could stop.
Fran Lebowitz