I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

In a print interview, as you may or may not know, they [editors] can do whatever they want. And they do. This is why most people are more hesitant to do print, because they can change it, and they do change it. They even change things that are in quotation marks, which is a pet peeve of mine. I've said to numerous reporters, "Would you read me back my direct quotes?" And they always say no. They always say that's against the policy.

Do not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short to be exposed to contempt.

The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.

Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.

I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most.