I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

New York was always more expensive than any other place in the United States, but you could live in New York - and by New York, I mean Manhattan. Brooklyn was the borough of grandparents. We didn't live well. We lived in these horrible places. But you could live in New York. And you didn't have to think about money every second.

Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.

Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.

If you feel the urge to write, just lie down and read a book: it will pass.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.