If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

Everything in Japan is hidden. Real life has an unlisted phone number.

Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself find many - even more - things objectionable. I do not like aftershave lotion, adults who roller-skate, children who speak French, or anyone who is unduly tan. I do not, however, go around enacting legislation and putting up signs.

Without these tourists, New York would be fantastic. I don't want them to come. Stay home!

Raisins are a thing that lasts, they come in small boxes, and you always feel like eating raisins, even at six in the morning. A raisin is always an appropriate snack.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

Middle class was defined by having certain values and only a certain amount of money. But this new middle class seems to have absolutely no values and an unlimited amount of money.