When I fly, I'm never afraid the plane is going to crash. But there have often been times when I was afraid it wouldn't crash. I was just afraid it was going to circle O'Hare for the rest of my life.
Fran Lebowitz[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail.
Fran LebowitzPeople elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president.
Fran LebowitzAmerican women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.
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