Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

It's very important when making a friend to check and see if they have a private plane. People think a good personality trait in a friend is kindness or a sense of humor. No, in a friend a good personality trait is a Gulfstream.

It is not true that there is dignity in all work. Some jobs are definitely better than others.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

People elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president.

In Rome people spend most of their time having lunch. And they do it very well - Rome is unquestionably the lunch capital of the world.

When I was young, boys didn't type.