I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.

When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.