I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

If it's just the voice, then you can only do jokes. It's not really even about the impression so much. It's about the take and what you do with the person. I try to get a character across with the impression.

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.