I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.
Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.
I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.
You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.
Hey, I work one full hour a day!
Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.