Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.
People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.
Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.
I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.
You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.