Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important.

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.