I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!
Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.
I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.
Hey, I work one full hour a day!
Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.
Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.