It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of mind of you doing impressions. It can take a minute or two for an audience to catch on when you aren't doing one.

Hey, I work one full hour a day!

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.

Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.