Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.

Hey, I work one full hour a day!

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.