Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.

When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.