People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.
Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.
Hey, I work one full hour a day!
Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.
Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.
Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.