Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.

Hey, I work one full hour a day!

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.