Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

Hey, I work one full hour a day!