Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.

I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.