I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.
You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.
People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.
Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.
Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.