Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.

Hey, I work one full hour a day!

It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of mind of you doing impressions. It can take a minute or two for an audience to catch on when you aren't doing one.

When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.