Hey, I work one full hour a day!

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of mind of you doing impressions. It can take a minute or two for an audience to catch on when you aren't doing one.

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.