Hey, I work one full hour a day!

Hey, I work one full hour a day!

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.