I don't know what it means and I don't care because it's Shakespeare and it's like having jewels in my mouth when I say the words.

Stock your mind. It is your house of treasure and no one in the world can interfere with it.

They can afford to smile because they all have teeth so dazzling if they dropped them in the snow they'd be lost forever.

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

I must congratulate myself, in passing, for never having lost the ability to examine my conscience, never having lost the gift of finding myself wanting & defective. Why fear the criticism of others when you, yourself, are first out of the critical gate? If self-denigration is the race I am the winner, even before the starting gun. Collect the bets.

I told her tea bags were just a convenience for people with busy lives and she said no one is so busy they can't take time to make a decent cup of tea and if you are that busy you don't deserve a decent cup of tea for what is it all about anyway? Are we put into this world to be busy or to chat over a nice cup of tea?

I asked my dad what afflicted meant and he said 'Sickness son, and things that don't fit.'