Rock n' roll is the most disgusting form of expression, it's brutal, malefic, a pestilential aphrodisiac, the preferred music of the delinquents of the earth.

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

What's [the Beatles'] I Am the Walrus all about?

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

Stay alive, stay active, and get as much practice as you can.

You only go around once, but if you play your cards right, once is enough.

You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.