King of kings, that must be Elvis.

Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple; you're going to be as smart as God." We can't have that.

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.