King of kings, that must be Elvis.

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.

There is no hell. There is only France.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.